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Fat Seal

by Epix_beanz February 22, 2022
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Mohamed Sahal

A beautiful name that can leave any girl uneasy. His charm and manners is sick and is smart and likes Fifa.
Dat Mohamed Sahal is sick bro

Have you seen the perfectionism in Mohamed Sahal?
by EM1239 October 1, 2022
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Clubbin' baby seals

When a middle aged man has a one night stand with a much younger female.
Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."
by OpulentCorpse September 19, 2009
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the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.
by That white kid tho December 4, 2013
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Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn May 5, 2014
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press and seal

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal October 4, 2015
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The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
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