Daddy's secret recipe

When either your boyfriend or Daddy makes cookies or any number of baked goods using his semen as a substitute for any ingredients. It may also just be added in.

Nathaniel: How did you make these cookies taste so good?
Shaun: It's daddy's secret recipe!

by titiesrule1111111 July 28, 2017

i go camping in secret

I go camping in secret is from the television show "How I met your mother" after Ted tells Robin that he loves her, he leaves and let's her think about if she loves him back. When he wakes up he thinks of what he'll say to Robin and decides to tell her to forget he ever said it. When he exits his room he panics and yells "I go camping in secret!" Which was an allusion to temporary Lyme disease.

George: "I love you!"
Sally: "About what you're saying..."
George:"I go camping in secret!"

by Tedmoesby, architect October 12, 2017

i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.

bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire

by eeee2324 May 22, 2019

blacked at security

when you're extremely faded

"bruh I'm boutta black at security tonight"
She was blacked at security after that loko.

by drunk/high March 29, 2019

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

4th gen secret weapon

Kai Kamal Huening is not only known as the 4th gen ace, but he is also known as the 4th gen secret weapon!! He has multiple talents yet is so under-appreciated. In conclusion, Huening Kai 4th gen secret weapon.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Hueningkai?
Person 2: Oh you mean the 4th gen secret weapon? Yeah i know him.

by soogyux February 20, 2021

Dark Horse Security Inc.

A fake cyber-security business created by Alameen Karim Merali as the CFO that runs with his alter ego Madeline Escobar as the CEO, whose actually a porn star.

The business Dark Horse Security Inc. has seen success in the cyber-security world regardless of it being fake, and is in the news.

by Cat Hat Ethical November 5, 2023