snonch

1. the physical act of insuflating semen.

2. to snort a line of jizz.

curtis asked kevin if he wanted to snonch the cum off his weiner. kevin accepted the offer and snorted the jizz into his nostril.

by felch'n'snooch April 4, 2010

scotchado

A home-wrecker, derived from Italian

Joe: I heard that scott was wrecking homes down at school, hooking up with a girl that already had a boy friend

John: that scotchado claims the home was already wrecked

by bitchroflcopters August 4, 2011

Sponcho

It is a kind of guy that is just about flawless. A guy that is unbelievably sweet, who will go to extreme lengths to make a girl feel loved. A guy that is crazily cute, so cute he can melt your heart with one smile. With eyes, that make your stomach jump when you look at them. A sponcho is a guy that is naturally good at everything. (Which can be very annoying at times). He is also a person who stutters quite frequently, and drags their feet when they walk. Also, a guy who is not always the smoothest... He has smooth moments, but un-smooth moments too. Which is cute in his own way. A guy who is indescribable, original, loving, and all around pretty amazing. If you find a sponcho... make sure to never let him go.

little girl- When i grow up i'm going to be a princess!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!

by Skitter lover June 5, 2011

Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013