off the scale

greatest of all time

Michael Jordan's basketball skills was off the scale.

by the greatest to never play the January 3, 2014

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

10: Marry on the spot, perfect score, makes you cry alittle on the inside becuase hot damn.
9: amazing friend, really good relationship, candidate for marriage

8:really good friend, good relationship, very possible love interest

7: good friend, possible love interest

6: alright friend, above average, but not by much, small time love interest
5: alright person, not to shabby, good if you're desperate,

4: meh, at least your not alone
3: really man, this is the best you can find? Suit yourself I guess
2: you need to reevaluate your life choices, there's still some hope, but act fast. At least she isn't a 1 won't cut it forever.
1: straight psychobitch, just end it quick now, trust me, I dated a 0

0: ... *whispers* halp... me...

Guy: ah man, I totally just got a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!
Man: ah righteous man, I just got a 6!
Dude in the corner holding hands with Satan herself: Must be nice...

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough August 28, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The female beauty is rated on a scale front 1 to 10 being :
1 - really ugly (not even surgery would fix it )
2 - ugly
3 - below average

4 - butterface (nice body, ugly face )
5 - slightly below average
6 - average
7 - cute
8 - hot

9 - pretty hot
10 - supermodel (unachieavable standart of beauty for those without money enough)

"In the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, Sofia Vergara is a 10"

by Kevin Propau September 22, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, or FAS for short, is a scale established by men to determine a woman's physical appearance. 1 represents a nasty ass hoe, or a woman who just has a straight up ass face. 10 on the other hand means a woman who is literally to die for. She is physically appearing in every way possible, and totally bangable.

Brittany: On a scale from one to ten how do I look Drew?

Drew: Well if I'm using the FAS system, or 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, I'd have to say you're a solid 1.

by DATSPICYBOI October 2, 2016

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

Sickter Scale

A scale from 0 - 6.6 that is used to determine how ugly a person is.

"Look at that those two, they're hideous. No doubt that they're both a six point six on the sickter scale."

by vvilke March 21, 2009

scale slut

Someone who will build a model of any scale, as opposed to those who will only build 1:72 aircraft (versus 1:48), or only 1:24 scale cars, et cetera.

Ira Campbell is a scale slut, and so am I. Hell, I have the 1:32 Tamiya Zero, their 1:20 F2001, the 1:48 Roden SE.5A, and Trumpeter's 1:350 Liberty all in the same pile.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005