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Swamp Donk

A blonde, busted ass muffin top , busted teeth, wanna be ghetto fabulous, ran through, , deseise infested, jelous cockblocker, and who gets laughed at behind her back because of how unintelligent and stupid she sounds, WEN SHE BE TAWLKIN LYKE DIZ, <3
wow, look at that girl trying to hard, looks like a Swamp Donk to me !
by BOUTTHAT June 7, 2011
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Swamp people

less desirable people of poverty, who ignorantly perpetuate their own misfourtunes that live and die in one location.
“You know Phil’s dad votes republican no matter what, picks up roadkill for living, just like his dad and grandpa did, yeah, he’s swamp people, all the way
by Aytrackz February 25, 2018
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Swamp Cooler

When a woman gives a blow job with ice in her mouth and suddenly spits out the ice cube and crams it up his anus.
Bruce gave a surprised squeal of glee when his wife gave him a swamp cooler.
by trixie360 July 18, 2009
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Swamp Dick

All of the left over resin collected from the bottom of one's bong. Often has a swamp like texture, usually accompanied by the taste of dick when smoked. THC content increases over time.
Swamp Dick should definitely be featured this year at the Cannabis Cup. That shit is fire.
by bareeye January 23, 2011
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Swamp Tiger

Beastly tigers found in the swamps of "Southern" Africa and can also be seen roaming, gangbanging and living in dark alleys of poor areas in metropolitan cities of the US and Africa. WARNING: Swamptigers can be trigger happy thieves who are hard to understand, uneducated, and have a huge appetite for fried chicken.
1. Goddamn, that stupid swamp tiger was really fuckn' stupid. He lost half his hand trying to eat that family size bucket of KFC.
2.I think all the swamp tigers should be captured and sent back to Africa.
3. "I bee me a swaap toeger." "E drrr." "I is uh jon shot yah if yah don gives me the money in da regista."
by Dirty Little Beast December 9, 2008
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Swamp Donkey

1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.

2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?

Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.

Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.

Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?

Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
by Trollerbynight February 26, 2011
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Swampdonkey

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys
by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006
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