When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
by jsmithua September 07, 2006
n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
by Alex Kiss October 08, 2009
When a male ejaculates and shits into a bowl of chicken noodle soup, mixes it up, and proceeds to feed it into a sleeping Ginger's (male or female) butt hole as they sleep.
by smellydude February 17, 2011
by Bonkj October 10, 2013
N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.
After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.
by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010
oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
by Ashanti Porter January 11, 2008