Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.

What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.

by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.

Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.

by Simpty January 16, 2016

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017