When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY November 3, 2012
Get the Scotch Egg Syndrome mug.Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
Get the Scotch Blocked mug.A drink like the moscow mule however it has double the shots of well vodka. It can also have a shot of tobasco in it.
A Sochi Dog is like the Moscow Mule however it has double the shots of well vodka. It can also have a shot of tabasco in it.
by JoeCamel February 5, 2014
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Get the Sochi eye mug.a scotch-a-rita is 4 ingredients:
scotch whisky(the better the quality of the scotch makes this drink even better.)
sprite
ice
lemons(not the plastic juice bottle in the store,the real ones that come from the tree)
mix ice&sprite,then add preferred amount of scotch, and slice lemon,mix and enjoy!
**the actual "perfect scotch-a-rita" recipe is by invitation only,but anybody can make this drink,which originates from the starlight park neighborhood in westside Phoenix,Arizona. you could also say that it's a twist off of the original highball.
scotch whisky(the better the quality of the scotch makes this drink even better.)
sprite
ice
lemons(not the plastic juice bottle in the store,the real ones that come from the tree)
mix ice&sprite,then add preferred amount of scotch, and slice lemon,mix and enjoy!
**the actual "perfect scotch-a-rita" recipe is by invitation only,but anybody can make this drink,which originates from the starlight park neighborhood in westside Phoenix,Arizona. you could also say that it's a twist off of the original highball.
by lmd333 May 15, 2015
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Get the Satchy mug.situation, circumstances, surroundings....
(group of 10 people arriving at a popular beach in San Diego in the middle of summer...)
Jenni: "wait here guys, i will walk down and see what the sitch is" Jenni wants to assess the *situation*... For example, she will ascertain the following: Are there too many people here? Is there anywhere for us to all lie our blankets and set up beach volleyball? Too many annoying kids around? ... Then she can report back to her friends on whether or not it would be a waste of time to even walk down there.
Jenni: "wait here guys, i will walk down and see what the sitch is" Jenni wants to assess the *situation*... For example, she will ascertain the following: Are there too many people here? Is there anywhere for us to all lie our blankets and set up beach volleyball? Too many annoying kids around? ... Then she can report back to her friends on whether or not it would be a waste of time to even walk down there.
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