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Girl:whats your definition of sleep?
Boy: when you close your eyes, and shut the f**k up!
by ctorres624 March 10, 2010
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Sleeping Scars

The lined indentations on your body that you have when you wake up. They disappear in a short amount of time after waking up. Sleeping scars are absolutely harmless and have no effect on you.
I must have slept wrong, because I have all these sleeping scars.
by KidWithSleepingScars October 9, 2010
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Sleep Math

--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--

Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.

With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.
(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)

After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--

Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"
by M circled and M3 May 21, 2011
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sleep throating

When someone is to insert elongated penises in their mouth (deep throating) while they slumber.
"Dude, I keep waking up with a stiff neck and semen in my mouth. I think I was sleep throating again."
by Daddy 9-inch November 20, 2014
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Sleezy

Sosmula's adlib
Zillaman: this crack is weak, right sosmula?
Sosmula: something is missing in it (Sleezy) (Boom boom)
Zillaman: u good dawg?
Sosmula:(No-no) (Mula) (Splash, splash) (Fuck outta here) (Work)
by Sosmula's socks November 7, 2021
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go to sleep

If you're really bored and reading this or making definitions here late at night, something better you can do with your time.
Man, it's 3 AM, maybe I should go to sleep instead of being online.
by it's 4 pm here August 4, 2003
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you sleep

not knowing about something popularly known
Yo you heard about that slut chichi sucking niggas up?
Nah
Damn you sleep dawg
by FlyKid March 18, 2009
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