Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 29, 2004

bitch-slap

The kind of slap a pimp gives to his whores to keep them in line or punish them. However, it is most commonly used to describe an insulting slap from one man to another, as if the slapper is treating the slappee as his bitch.

You just gonna let him bitch-slap you like that?

by Termy June 01, 2006

Pizza Slap

When you make some frozen pizzas and don't tell your friend about it. He/ she got pizza slapped

Yo this pizza is so good! Martensen got pizza slapped!

by Skamikazy August 13, 2010

frog slap

if the spider man doesnt work("When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.")then the cum will get stuck in ur fingers and it make ur fingers all webbed then u slap the girl in the face.

the spider man didnt work on the bitch so i wiped out the frog slap and she didnt know what to do with herself

by gilli-spree September 26, 2007

dick-slap

to slap ones dick on something, to be dick slapped is to have a dick slapped on you

drunken swedes started this sport in dublin, they 'dickslapped' various irish monuments and a few irish tramps

herrglad is a dick-slapper

by banjo November 04, 2004

slap shot

When you do a shot of hard alcohol and then someone slaps the hell out of you as your chaser

Jerry always does slap shots with Marcy because he gets off on girls hitting him.

by attacktobor April 09, 2007