Definitions by banjo

whipping 

Whipping is the act of driving your car way too fast and "whipping" in and out of lanes, usually cutting off other cars and sometimes causing accidents. There are two types of people that whip, middled aged men who can't get a date, and punk kids who think that even though their honda civic has the engine and transmission of a lawnmower, it has the soul of a Lamborghini.

That middle aged, balding office working is really whipping on his commute home. He's changed lanes 47 times in the last two miles and is now a solid 8 seconds ahead of me.

whipping by Banjo June 9, 2005

dutch-handcuffs 

the art of double fisting a woman, a fist in each hole. thusly resembling human handcuffs.

originated in holland

el gringos mum is a dutch handcuff

dutch-handcuffs by banjo November 5, 2004

dick-slap 

to slap ones dick on something, to be dick slapped is to have a dick slapped on you

drunken swedes started this sport in dublin, they 'dickslapped' various irish monuments and a few irish tramps

herrglad is a dick-slapper

dick-slap by banjo November 4, 2004

gherkin 

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles

Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin

gherkin by Banjo September 19, 2004

IHNOOT 

I Have No Opinion On This!

Forum-based reply standard.
Used when an on-going topic fails to evoke a personal response but you wish to reply nonetheless.
ie:

Smartass: Bush and Blair are saints and will be rewarded in Heaven!

Illuminati: IHNOOT

IHNOOT by Banjo January 7, 2004

gmafb 

Give me a fucking break!
or
Gimme a fuckin' break!

Come on man, gmafb!

gmafb by Banjo August 15, 2003

Megaman 

A robot made by Dr. Light to stop the evil intentions of Dr. Wiely. He has had numerous types, such as: Megaman (1-"9") X(X-X6) and .EXE (Megaman Battle Network 1, 2, Transmission)

Megaman! You okay?

Megaman by Banjo June 24, 2003