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Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.
Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.
by Pat! June 25, 2008
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text secretary

A individual given charge of duties involved with text messaging for another individual (these include inscribing, forwarding, deleting, proofreading, etc.)
Brother. My vision problems and carpal tunnel syndrome have become rather problematic. Can you be my text secretary?
by ztra and ________ July 20, 2010
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The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit
by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020
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dirty secret

When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"
I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.
by skimordie April 8, 2008
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Dirty Little Secret

Dirtier version of a wet willy where the finger is first inserted into the anus then the victims ear.
He tried giving me a dirty little secret but I punched him in the face instead.
by Morrison75 October 21, 2009
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Secret Dating

where 2 people meet and get very deep very quickly. A small part of them is concerned regarding this as feeelings become possibly deeper than imagined or even defined. What is expereinced is unique and iniduidual. These 2people who are not dating, seing, buddying or benefiting are also very aware of external influences but eventually give in to the feelings that emerge.
Will is secret dating catherine, and she really likes him but are required to keep it secret so external influences arent nosey or due to the quickness of a fall from any previous relationships! However despite the strength of the external influences, love brings them together through destiny.
by John_Thorpe March 28, 2009
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Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
by Wellhank December 6, 2012
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