Scoreconomics

A simple scientific law for winning at football. Your offense scores points, doesn't let their defense score points, your defense doesn't let their offense score points, and when your offense scores points you don't let their special teams score points, YOU WIN. Simple Scoreconomics.

"Simple, simple scoreconomics.

by iiAmPrada January 28, 2011

Scarecut

A shortcut taken through a shady part of town that scares the sh*t out of you.

Camden, NJ; Chester, PA

"Lock your doors, we're taking a scarecut through the ghetto, it's the only way we'll make it to the concert on time."

by Crazymegtay June 12, 2009

closet scaredaphobic

A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.

My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.

by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009

scare bear

a bear that is very frightening, like a derranged care bear.

Often a nickname for others.

While the care bears are cute and happy, scare bear is frightening!

by Scare Bear March 6, 2009

Scarehead

a really old female punk band that is impossible to find any information about. The only information on any search engine is the drummer's name. Which is Charlotte Selene.

Who sings that song ha-ha? Oh, that's Scarehead.

by AnnieDukeNStuff July 23, 2009

This Fucking Scarecrow

That friend you have that just posts up in the back of your car making a mess and drinks all the beer that he never buys but you always seem to hang out with him.

This fucking scarecrow drank all the beer and left a mess, again.

by Trapthem March 12, 2012

Scarecrow

A protector; a legend; In the year 1589, the ancient tribes of Northern Africa spoke of a man that stood in the fields of rice to protect it from predators and evil spirits. It is believed, according to the legend, that the man had no name and no family. He was an orphan of Great Africa, his mother the sky and his father the nature below. According further to the legend, when the moon was high and bright and the wind was nothing but a "calm breath," the ghosts of past warriors from enemy tribes would come out of their resting places and attack the rice fields. The "Scarecrow Man," as he was later to be known as, would fight them off.

That mysterious man over there is like Scarecrow

by Hatey February 18, 2009