salaminka

what you name your salamander

hello salaminka

by salaminka June 1, 2003

salamicide

The act of killing the Salami man. Although it is very rare, Salamicide comes with the punishment of fasting for 1 week.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she did not approve of the Salamicide I committed last week.

by spitzer August 8, 2009

salami breath

The smell of ones breath after providing oral pleasure to a man.

Jon had salami breath after he was hanging out with frank this afternoon.

by Salami Sammy October 16, 2013

Hidden Salami

When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.

Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami

Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!

She loved my steak hitting her face!

by Tezza Devlin May 11, 2010

salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

Salamander

A horrible trick invented by the all encompassing mighty master Andrew where one licks two fingers and wipes them on the victims face

That Salamander you gave me left a rash!!

by Ytuk Werdna July 14, 2003

salami

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

by Slammer May 12, 2004