an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
by what do i care 125 September 25, 2020
1)Term used in situations of aggression when you are telling the other person you are going to kick their ass.
2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.
2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.
1)Don't fuck with me man, I'm tired of your shit. I'll drop ya like a used rubber.
2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.
2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.
by Ed Schutte March 25, 2008
Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating
Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?
Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible
Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible
by Freeze_Riggs July 03, 2016
Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!
by Akamaitek August 18, 2006
Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
by 808Rockz June 11, 2014
the fire breathing rubber duckies ( fbrd ) are the best, funniest, stupidest group of girls you with EVER MEET. they r always quoting vines 24/7 and will be doing somthing stupid everywhere they go. if u talk shot about one of them just know they all know and will hate your guts (sometimes)
duDE 1: yo did u see the fire breathing rubber duckies just walk past?
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs
by xoxo garbage can November 11, 2019
You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet
Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(
by Adrian June 02, 2004