hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

One-Roast

The act of pulling a sexual partner and having sex for one night then never contacting them again.

I stayed at colins house and he fell asleep so i gave stacey the one-roast.

by Leishmeato July 18, 2010

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.

Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)

by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall March 27, 2012

rump roastin'

The act of a skinny guy riding a morbidly obese female. redneck men are known for this act.

Damn, check out cliff, i'd really like to see those two go rump roastin'

by ballsmacker March 13, 2013