Before a blow job you run to the bathroom and you bend your soft dick down and rub it all over your own asshole and then your unknowing partner puts that lap hog right in their mouth.
Last night after dancing and sweating at the club all night I took that Queen Latifah looking bitch home and prepared for here a real juicy Rotten Rocket.
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When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.
The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.
The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.
Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”
Chicken: “Too many cocks”
Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”
Chicken: “Too many cocks”
Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”
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that leads to a very severe case of
anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
that leads to a very severe case of
anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
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Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!
Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.
Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.
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