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Retard

A term used towards people who have weird obsessions with insects. Not a commonly known term, but when it's used in towards the person with the sick obessesion, they'll know who it's towards. Most common towards people who have a thing for Termite's.
"You call yourself Termite....you're a retard."
by Balls McGinly July 25, 2009
mugGet the Retardmug.

Fat Retard

"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
by Vanargarand August 11, 2020
mugGet the Fat Retardmug.

retarded thick

So thick it’ll turn you retarded
Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick
by Big boy can February 25, 2018
mugGet the retarded thickmug.

functionally-retarded

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
by Brett319 June 17, 2008
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fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
by Time Devourer December 19, 2007
mugGet the fucking retardedmug.

retard sleep

a very deep sleep in which one will not wake up under any circumstance. Profoundly oblivious and unaware of anything as they sleep.
I threw a rock at chris's head but he didn't wake up because he has retard sleep
by mike in oxford December 9, 2008
mugGet the retard sleepmug.

Retard Brothers

Related brother or brothers speaking in a loud, exaggerated bad pseudo gino language.
the retard brothers are acting like a couple hyenas.
by andymack November 30, 2010
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