Loop Retard

What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.
Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.

Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.

Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.

Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.

Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.
by thatsmeeeeeeeeeee January 30, 2011
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retard nigga

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism
“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”
by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019
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Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...
Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003
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Fat Retard

"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
by Vanargarand August 11, 2020
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retarded thick

So thick it’ll turn you retarded
Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick
by Big boy can February 25, 2018
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functionally-retarded

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
by Brett319 June 17, 2008
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fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
by Time Devourer November 19, 2007
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