brown racing stripes

Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack

That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.

by Clay Monette October 6, 2003

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.

Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

by SM&FC September 8, 2013

Chocolate Rain

History quickly crashing through your veins.

CHOCOLATE RAIN **I move away from the microphone to breathe

by Cynikul January 1, 2009

hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008

desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head

"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."

by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007

cheek ravine

A person’s butt crack, more specifically when a persons pants are too low and show their crack

“Dude, pull up your pants I can see your cheek ravine.”

by Chill vibes 4 life October 5, 2020

rainbow cough

a cough of which multi-coloured mucous is symptomatic

Kate has been suffering from rainbow cough for two weeks

by Midnight Muse December 7, 2006