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cockney cock punch

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.
Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!
by Matt Abrams January 12, 2008
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Ditka punch

To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.
"Man, i accidentally Ditka punched michelle last night. So i finished up and dropped her in front of the hospital."

"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"
by Supertank November 4, 2008
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pleased as punch

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”
by momentaralee May 7, 2008
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Sandusky Punch

Same as Donkey Punch....but with a minor.....who is usually male.
I can't believe that guy repeatedly Sandusky Punched me at Band Camp.
by Big Headed Midget December 16, 2011
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Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 10, 2009
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three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.
When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
by ImNG May 15, 2005
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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
by Scot August 9, 2004
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