cum-pumpkin pie 

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

cum-pumpkin pie by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Stankle pumpkin

A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)

John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."

Stankle pumpkin by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012

cum-pumpkin 

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

cum-pumpkin by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

dirty-pumpkin 

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.

1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

dirty-pumpkin by Snakeshit May 22, 2008

Fuck Pumpkin

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"

The night was getting late so I dove on the grenade and took the Fuck Pumpkin home.

Fuck Pumpkin by Stigglyz June 22, 2011

Creamy Pumpkin 

When you make a girl come using the same tool you scoop pumpkin seeds from Jack-O-Lantern with.

Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.

Creamy Pumpkin by juicedizzle November 8, 2011

easter pumpkin 

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up

Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin

easter pumpkin by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013