Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.

Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.

by Diodeus January 9, 2013

premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.

Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.

by dophie September 24, 2007

Premature Equackulation

This what Duck fans do every year before the season actually starts.

"we are so awesome and we will be playing for the NC in the title game" only to have it fall down around thier ankles at the end. They are suffering from Premature Equackulation

by Beavermobile August 25, 2010

Promance

The tendency of the media to give a "pass" to certain politicians, celebrities and/or sports figures; to create a mythology around them rather than seek out the truth or report the actual news.

The media had a real promance with Chris Christie prior to his current troubles.

by Newboro1972 January 22, 2014

Promasculate

When a female lets her husband or male partner do something that they are more than capable of doing, so as to increase the males feelings of masculinity.

See also promasculated and promsculating.

I let Tom drive, I like to Promasculate him.

Ben felt promasculated after his wife asked him to a trip to hang some pictures in the house.

by LadyCilento October 30, 2016

Promance

The date before prom, a time to practice dancing, sneak a breath mint: or have a ridiculous makeout session

Mom: How was the Promance, did you kiss?
Jeremy: Mom! It wasn't that long, I took her direcly to prom! It's not like we walked down the aisle...

by Doctor Fucker March 27, 2019

proman506

he is a godly roblox player

proman506 is op
proman506 is best

by proman506 the gamer July 15, 2019