pre-relationship

kinda like fuck buddies but breaking the no string attach rule. The part before a relationship.

beth so is he your boyfriend.

Emily no

Beth but you guys are fucking and spending time.

Emily we are in a pre-relationship.

by digitalsyndrome February 15, 2015

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

Pre-Viewed

Another term for used or a movie someone has already seen.

"Hey, that movie is on sale for a dollar. Do you want to get it?"
"No, I don't like movies that are Pre-Viewed."

by catluver42 January 9, 2008

Pre-frontal

The little kiss on her belly button you do before you take her magic box to munchtown

My pre-frontal game is nuts, she was leaking by the time I stuck my face between her legs

by Sputmilk October 11, 2019

Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology

“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”

by pre-jac June 16, 2017

Pre-Asshole

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

by thtplc July 22, 2010