Paddle

A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.

Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!

Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!

by Mystic Hugin February 4, 2013

poodle

Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.

The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously

That red-headed fool has pissed me off so badly, I want him to get poodled!

by Sarah[h] December 23, 2008

Paddle Sex

Using a paddle instead of a dick for anal. Paddle Sex occurs when the back paddler is passing up their paddle to the front person and goes into the persons anus. The person giving the paddle to the other can twist it for pleasure or push it in deeper if the other person is horny.

Michael: You wanna change paddles?

Shelby: Sure!
*OW! That hurts! Wait....go harder!*

Michael: I hope you liked paddle sex! Now it's my turn.

by Sara Mindell January 28, 2009

poodle

v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).

I'm sorry I was gone so long...I had to poodle.

I'm sorry the bathroom is stank, I poodled in there.

by TeaPeee September 2, 2012

Flaming poodle

The flaming poodle is a sex position in which the female is wearing a full body flame-proof latex suit. The suit has two holes, one for breathing, the other for intercourse. The female then gets on her hands and knees (in the doggystyle fashion). Then the male pours gasoline on the female and ignites it. They then proceed to have sex until the gas burns out.

Nick wanted to try the flaming poodle with Jane, but she didn't want to try anything new or extravagant. She was very traditional.

by Pro sexer January 5, 2010

Puddled

When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea

Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"

by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017

Piddle

To, how you say, piss your pants.
Only a little bit though
Enough to be cute, something to laugh about

A miniscule, adorable amount of urine released into the pants.

"Omgz.. I just piddled in my panties."

"Kristen, did you just make a piddle?"

by Fatigan February 16, 2007