Plotch

(verb) To chowder ones pants.

Oh my God, that girl was so hot that I plotched myself.

by Evansbee May 19, 2005

skunk patch

a funky,hairy pussy!
stankin' coochie

Man,she gotta a skunk patch!!!

by Kellie K April 21, 2007

Pitch Patch

An unorganized or "messy" event.

Nobody practiced for the high school theater play. It is going to be a huge pitch patch.

by QmoNey102 July 1, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

Cabbage Patcher

Intoxicated homeless person or street beggar

Bloated face,pinky red in colour,coarse filthy hair with inverted top and bottom lips,reminiscent of the popular childrens stuffed toy.There are both male and female Cabbage Patchers.

by Richbarter00 January 27, 2011

whipped-cream-eye-patch

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.

LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"

by fringe tickler November 9, 2010