Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

pig brain

When a person loses rational thought because they are overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

He was barely able to breathe, struggling to sit up against the onset of a severe food coma and blamed pig brain taking over as he reached for another box of donuts instead.

by Analytico April 7, 2023

Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.

Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Pigged out

Typically used by scousers meaning eaten a lot

Nah mate I can’t move I’ve proper pigged out you know?

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

Pig fight

A code word for a group orgy; typically with friends.

Pig fight in mud = group orgy with anal.

(Presented in a group setting) Let’s pig fight later… or… pig fight later?

(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.

by gavinwang August 7, 2022

fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021

sus no pig

because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”

bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig

by stef quack April 20, 2021