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orchard pig 

A pig that waits around an orchard for fruit to drop instead of rooting in the forest for a meal. Used to define a lazy person who waits for something to fall into his or her hands instead of working for it.

That salesman is such an orchard pig. He expects the customers to cold call him.

orchard pig by Eatmore October 9, 2013

good pump

another way of saying:
"good call"
or "well said"

first used in that context by matt, then lee of northampton
taken from an episode of alan partridge.

man1: "want to go for a pint?"
man2: "good pump"

good pump by eatmore September 19, 2007