patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

sour patches

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.

by Imsorryjo! June 13, 2010

Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

Patho

Disease; suffering: pathogen.

by SilverDragon936 June 1, 2003

patholiar

to be a pathological liar, i.e., you lie a lot to make yourself seem cool

cory saw a family of midgets at a kmart, he is such a patholiar

by fudda May 15, 2005

panchotious erectonous

fear of bulges in pantchs

Due to his panchotious erectonous, Matt spent his entire life in a box.

by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

Pachoing

The characteristic sound made by a ricochet or glancing blow

The ball went pachoing as it bounced off his head into goal

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 11, 2009