Running through the okra patch

Drinking all of the beers on the menu.

Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!

Chris: I fucking hate you.

by chriscepticon June 18, 2016

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010

Patch

Patch is another word for Beautiful, wonderful, awesome! and sweet! And an amazing person

Such as "Patch has a Nice rack!" and "BRO PATCH IS SO FUCKING CUTE" I love you Patch ^^

by Solar_Power November 26, 2021

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016