A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.
by DrTechNic February 22, 2024

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024

by tesskhan January 24, 2017

jane: hey, i have purchased an idiot plate
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes
by judasray November 16, 2010
