Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.

Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.

by Eoin July 11, 2016

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019

Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.

Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.

by quiteordinary December 19, 2015

Nasty patty

The act of covering your dick in hot sauce, horse radish, and toe nail clippings then dunk it in dirty toilet water dry with old gym socks before placing it between two buns

“It may have taken a little longer but the extra steps are definitely worth it to give her that fresh nasty patty”

by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 8, 2020

Krabby Patty

2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot

He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty

by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020

slim patty

A very self reliant person, kinda like an Alpha except higher. He tends do sip Dom rose the whole day and spends daddy's money. His qualifications are suddenly disappearing at a party and waking up without any underwear in a different country

Slim Patty is a stylish mf who loves blonde girls

by lordreindl March 11, 2023

New Jersey patty fold

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018