Poo Pencil

When you have so much anal sex, that poo is forced up your dick-hole and comes out as a thin pencil shape next time you pee.

I had so much anal sex with Ashley last night I had a poo pencil this morning...

by uerhueuwbwu August 23, 2011

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

by wills0 July 28, 2009

penia

A word defining a woman's penis.

I pierced my penia today.

by Renee April 20, 2005

penfield

a school with lots intellectual kids, who are good writers and are interested in worldy/cultural ideas. a school for the open-minded. everybody at penfield is very educated.

those penfield kids are really smart!

by anon. May 23, 2004

Sharp pencil

Another phrase for a massive faggot.

- OP was a sharp pencil today.

by CaptainObvious1 December 5, 2012

pengina

an operation when someone of transgender has their penis made into a vagina.

Tonight on the Discovery channel they are creating a pengina.

by mochavixen February 9, 2005