Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.
Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.
Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"
by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

She took his hand, eyes burning with need, and guided him slowly toward the bed. Her steps were soft, but her body was alive with hunger, every movement meant to draw him closer, drive him wilder.
When she reached the edge, she turned, her gaze locked on his. Without breaking eye contact, she lay back slowly, her hair spilling across the pillow, her fair skin glowing like moonlight, smooth as milk. Her breasts rose and fell with her quickened breath, nipples already tight from his kisses.
She bent one knee, letting her thighs part just enough to tease him, her hand sliding over her stomach, lower, stopping just shy of where he ached to touch. “Come here…” she whispered, her voice sultry, dripping with promise.
He stood frozen for a heartbeat, chest heaving, devouring her with his eyes. The sight of her—spread across the bed, bare, glowing, ready—made his whole body ache. He couldn’t wait, not even a second more.
With a low groan, he crawled over her, his lips covering hers in a kiss that was raw and desperate, his hands roaming every curve. She gasped into his mouth, arching her back, pressing her breasts against his chest, her body begging for him as much as his begged for her.
Every inch of her pose, every curve she offered, drove him closer to breaking. And she smiled between gasps, knowing she had him right where she wanted—burning, trembling, undone.
When she reached the edge, she turned, her gaze locked on his. Without breaking eye contact, she lay back slowly, her hair spilling across the pillow, her fair skin glowing like moonlight, smooth as milk. Her breasts rose and fell with her quickened breath, nipples already tight from his kisses.
She bent one knee, letting her thighs part just enough to tease him, her hand sliding over her stomach, lower, stopping just shy of where he ached to touch. “Come here…” she whispered, her voice sultry, dripping with promise.
He stood frozen for a heartbeat, chest heaving, devouring her with his eyes. The sight of her—spread across the bed, bare, glowing, ready—made his whole body ache. He couldn’t wait, not even a second more.
With a low groan, he crawled over her, his lips covering hers in a kiss that was raw and desperate, his hands roaming every curve. She gasped into his mouth, arching her back, pressing her breasts against his chest, her body begging for him as much as his begged for her.
Every inch of her pose, every curve she offered, drove him closer to breaking. And she smiled between gasps, knowing she had him right where she wanted—burning, trembling, undone.
by WordWeaver & WebWeaver September 17, 2025

Two shots- one of tequila followed by one of coffee liquor (kahlua or similar). Like a 90’s sitcom hair part down the middle, two opposing shots come together in perfect harmony.
by Douche Nuke May 6, 2023

by coolmansupercool January 14, 2022

Things that people say online when a new trailer for a film comes out, that actually has nothing to do with what happened in the movie as it often involves characters and quotes from other movies.
It's in reference to the memes that came about after the release of Morbius, i.e. "I loved the part where Morbius said 'It's Morbin' time!' and Morbed all over the bad guys." The joke therein is that this didn't actually happen in the movie, but because practically no one watched it everyone started making ironic memes saying that it was the best movie ever and talking about their "favourite" parts which are actually blatant lies. Now people are using different variations of that sentence for other entertainment, particularly when they think said entertainment is of low quality.
It's in reference to the memes that came about after the release of Morbius, i.e. "I loved the part where Morbius said 'It's Morbin' time!' and Morbed all over the bad guys." The joke therein is that this didn't actually happen in the movie, but because practically no one watched it everyone started making ironic memes saying that it was the best movie ever and talking about their "favourite" parts which are actually blatant lies. Now people are using different variations of that sentence for other entertainment, particularly when they think said entertainment is of low quality.
Commentor: I loved the part where Uncle Ben said "With great power, comes great responsibility" and Dom said "No. With great power, comes family." A true cinematic masterpiece!
Everyone else looking for genuinely interesting comments on the video: Shut the fuck up bitch
Everyone else looking for genuinely interesting comments on the video: Shut the fuck up bitch
by SwaggyOmelette May 3, 2023
