shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

My dad owns Hypixel

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

by lindhd December 28, 2017

Mine your own harbour

'Don't mine your own harbour'

Meaning never wank in the bath.

Had a wank in the bath last night.....DUDE WTF? Dont mine your own harbour

by boring_pseudonym November 1, 2013

bring your own bullets

used when you have crips up your arse and you want backup from your 2nd battalion

"hey guys wanna go barbecue? BYOB (bring your own bullets)" They then showed up fully armed to the teeth with guns and ammunition for the battle of their life.

by nauseousthought October 31, 2023

Hoisted by your own Piccard

When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.

Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.

by The Not So Jolly Giant June 22, 2021

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021