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Dutch Oven Belgium waffle 

A dirty sex maneuver between two German mexican niggers, where one man opens up his Dutch Oven (His rectum), and the other inserts his Belgium Waffle batter (shit) and leaves it in the Dutch oven for approximately 10 minutes. Flip the waffle half way through and it will be ready when you insert a tooth pick in and it comes out clean. Remove it from the oven carefully with a spatula or a dick, lather it in piss-butter and feel free to top it off with some cum-syrup. Enjoy!
Son: What's for breakfast Dad???

Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.

German Oven 

A place used to deal with bankers and the liars on television news.
A machine used to restore a country to its glory. Great for cooking a certain group of people you get censored if you talk about.
We need to put all of the bankers and Hollywood producers in a German Oven
German Oven by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019

Dutch oven 

When you trap a living thing under bed covers and blow wind. (fart)
Dutch oven is a Dutch oven
Dutch oven by Mr. N April 22, 2017

Muffin in the Oven 

To let loose flatulence while two partners are sleeping together in the same bed.
His "muffin in the oven' was horrifying his spouse!

dutch oven 

A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.
The family perished in a dutch oven.
dutch oven by dutchoven September 19, 2006

dutch oven 

The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are paraplegic or something of that nature, unable to move.
My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.
dutch oven by v1ru5 May 5, 2006

Dutch Oven 

Find an attractive young girl of Dutch decent, have her put on a pair of wooden shoes and runaround in a circle until she is good and sweaty, then eat jer hot oven baked ass.
Bon Appetite!!!
I found a little trace of corn in that Dutch Oven I had last night.
Dutch Oven by The Skipper October 27, 2004