The Oil Rig

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool July 16, 2007

blowing oil

Used instead of the word period/on the blob/bleeding when talking to mates about the fact your bird is on and you cant have sex

Man 1: Why yo lookin so down dawg?
Man 2: Ma bitch is blowing oil, gawd damn!
Man 1: Take the dirt track then, fag

by FoShizzleMaNizzle April 26, 2008

The Oil Rigger

When your standing up while a girl sucks on your balls and you are jacking-off. You blow your load straight up and it looks like an oil well erupting, landing all over her face and oiling her hair.

Hey man, Jackie let me give her The Oil Rigger last night, I blew my load like a Kuwaiti oil well..SLUTS!

by Von Meek January 25, 2009

Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014

Texas Oil Drill

a sex move where the female is positioned on her upper back with her butt facing upwards (her feet behind her head). the man is on top penetraing her anally (thus his thrusts are vertically oriented, like an oil drill) he then pulls out very quickly causing the female to shi uncontrollably, as if the drill struck oil.

hey steve i heard you tried out the texas oil drill last night

yeah man, it was wild, cleanup was a bitch though

haha i bet, southern girls are crazy

by nixster36 January 7, 2009

ohio oil driller

hang a woman upside down and engage in anal sex, punch her in the stomach and fecal matter will spert up in a oil like manner.

i heard that robert gave chelsea an ohio oil driller so hard that she had to get new sheets

by the chippster May 13, 2009

pork oil

Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.

Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.

I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.

by Brucester September 10, 2006