Community Deck

Found playing cards. A deck of cards made up entirely of single, mismatched playing cards found on the street, in bars, on college campuses, in one's neighborhood, etc. Occasionally, a person will do the opposite and leave playing cards around for people to find, perpetuating the hobby.

Today I found a 3 of clubs on the sidewalk. I am one step closer to completing my community deck.

by ScruffyHerbert September 10, 2010

community thot

A person who gets around in the area. Every time you look back they’re with a new person.

Omg do you know that community thot named Isabel! This is like the 4th dude she’s been with this week.

by JayKnox June 1, 2018

communal menstruation

When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.

Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.

Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you

by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010

pokemon community

A terrible site that was once actually visitable, now controlled by fascists who need lives desperately. There are 30 year olds there who like Ash Ketchum. Please don't go there. Often abbreviated as PC.

"Hey, do you like pokemon community?"
"No."

by The Rampage August 30, 2006

Communal Snogging

When a group of bisexuals get together and snog each other. They use tongues, lips, and just about everything else
It's usually at a public area ex. park, bar…
The snogging usually happen a very large amount of alcohol or weed has been used.
Communal Snogging can also be followed by high sex.

We're going to the park; bring some pot and whoever you want.

We're going to play a mean game of communal Tonsil Hockey.

Hey, I heard that Tracy is a bisexual and she throws Communal Snogging Parties at her house.

by CheezyPumpkinPie April 30, 2009

Real Communism

A form of government that has never been implemented in all of human history.

All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.

This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).

This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*

by Souper Rare January 7, 2022

Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.

John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.

by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008