shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010

cans and bottles

Another way to call someone trash

Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.

by No u 69 May 31, 2018

Trash can

A dustbin. Used for storage trash/garbage before disposal. Someone that is bad. Is also synonymous with KeiroTheGinge and Daithi.

I need to throw that garbage in the trash can.
That person is such a Daithi.
How can someone be such a Keiro.

by Shroudey November 12, 2020

Can of strings

Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?

"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.

Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.

by wizeAss April 10, 2015