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Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Napple

(traveler’s slang) having an apple instead of taking a power nap

As you have no space to lie down and need to recharge from traveling by getting vitamins and sugar
- Hey I am so tired
- Let’s have a napple!

- Oh yeah the napple will bring my energy back and we can continue conquering the world
by Anntin January 5, 2024
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nipples on a chicken

Not useful.
by Crazy Huntress28 February 12, 2024
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Nipplestillskin

A person who can make a partner orgasm immediately by twisting/playing with their nipples.
He is a total nipplestillskin! When he played with my nipples it made me climax almost immediately! It was one of the most intense orgasm I've ever had.
by MmmKelly333 March 1, 2024
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Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.
Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024
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Naples, NY

A beautiful little old timey village in central NY, FLX nestled under Canandaigua lake.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!

He has been serving the village for over a decade!

Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!

Dont miss out on this hidden gem.
“I heard that naples, ny has a grape festival?”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!

“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.

“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”
by Schenkatron1999 October 2, 2025
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cantankerous nipples

nipples the size of basketballs with cone's on them.
squirrels that have acorns as boobs.
weird.
olvia sullivan has cantankerous nipples

(*)(*)
by oliviacumerford February 20, 2011
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