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momage

A threesome consisting of one male and two postpartum females
Chad had intercourse with both of our mothers last night during the momage.
by SomethingThatIsNotInUse June 9, 2021
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yo momma

a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.
joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: what the...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: dude will you just let me...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: douche bag
by dipthongrundown January 19, 2011
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Bahama Moma

1)The most beautiful woman to ever grace your eyes or this forsaken planet. 2) A pseudo name for the most beautiful woman to ever grace your eyes or this forsaken planet while texting and pretending its a radio. 3) A true gift from God.
1) Check out that Bahama Moma over there. 2) Breaker breaker, come in Bahama Moma come in; over.
by TheDeadSea January 27, 2015
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The Momoa

When you are doing a chick from behind and take a swig of Irish whiskey toss and break the bottle and then jump into the ocean after ejaculation. Also referred to as the Aquaman
Bro I totally busted the momoa on that chic from the bar last night and went swimming with some dolphins.
by Hotsaucemcgee November 23, 2017
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yo momma

a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!
shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".
by mandi June 17, 2004
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yo mommas pussy

its what i fucked last night
person 1: who was you first fuck
person 2: YO MOMMAS PUSSY
by patrikdebestt July 7, 2019
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ure momma

musk's momma is so fat she's used as an airport to invade iraq
planes land on musk's mom
by cockmeistar April 6, 2003
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