Dirty Kodak Moment

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.

Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008

spur of the moment

Spur of the moment means to do something on impulse, without any forward planning. This could be due to fear, or as such, another emotion. The majority of people confuse this with 'spare of the moment', which in itself is an incorrect statement.

"I asked her to marry me, on the spur of the moment"
"what did she say?"
"she loved the spontanity of it"

by yoodoll October 4, 2009

Gamer Moment

A phrase used to refer to a strange or shocking situation in a humorous way.

"I burned the hair off my nuts with a match"

"That's a gamer moment right there"

by SovietMario August 11, 2018

Bruh Moment

the words "Bruh Moment" can be used at any time, from funerels to brirthdays and even traumatic events!

Anthony : I'm dying of cancer
Juan : NoW ThAT's A bRuH mOmEnT

by un momento de bruh January 18, 2020

Rowling moment

The point when someone with unpopular or problematic views finally shares them and loses any ambiguity or plausible deniability.

“...we were never 100% certain about his views, but eventually he had a Rowling moment while drunk and then spiralled all the way down into full-on Glinner”

by Yakobin June 7, 2020

Lucy Moment

The equivalent of a blond moment. To be stupid, or in this case to be "Lucy-Like". Lovable, understanding... and stupid.

*Izzy runs into a wall*
Max: "WOW! That was a Lucy Moment!"

by izzfizzz April 4, 2009

Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008