Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

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mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.

London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately

by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010

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Action Mobile Homes

Since 1993. #1 Mobile home/ Manufactured home dealer in the Inland Empire/ Riverside County/ San Gabriel Valley. 4.5 stars on Google.

Husband: Grrrrr, I hate renting! And living in this apartment!

Wife: Me too!

Husband: Who should we call?

Wife: Call Action Mobile Homes.... I saw their homes and its spacious and affordable!

by MROD191 November 24, 2021

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Maskutchi mobile

Another term for a shopping cart. It is based on a video on YouTube called, "Maskutchi rides a shopping cart for five minutes straight."

I was at the store today when I found a box of cereal inside of an unattended Maskutchi mobile in the parking lot. So I decided to roll it back to the store's entrance, and I returned the cereal to the correct aisle.

by Space Savior May 15, 2021

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