Marijuanaminute

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.

I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.

by gregben September 13, 2023

MARIJUANA

A very tasty drink. Usually used at parties, kinda like punch

E: hey dude want some marijuana
W: Ye sure what flavor
E: grape
W: alr cool

by LatinaMadonna October 14, 2023

Marijuana

Something to smoke that contains THC.

It's marijuana!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

Marijuana

An immortal drug

I smell marijuana-Big Lez

by NorthBoy99 November 4, 2024

Marijuana

Mary Jane and can cause hallucinating and increase sex drive.

That marijuana, gas, budd or weed had me pua tripping like them epc people.

by Enjoyitmf11 December 16, 2024

Marijuanautism

🪙 Official Coinage Record 🪙
Word: Marijuanautism
Coined by: Me
Date of Coinage: April 9th, 2025
Location: Earth (specific region optional)
Definition:

Marijuanautism (n.) – A whimsical and profound neurodivergent state of consciousness in which the use of cannabis facilitates heightened sensory perception, emotional fluidity, and abstract exploration of thought. Often characterized by deep introspection, creative bursts, unusual empathy, and vivid, often hilarious adventures through the neurodivergent mindscape.

Etymology:

Marijuana – psychoactive plant used recreationally, medicinally, and spiritually

Autism – referring here not as pathology, but as a neurodivergent lens; the unique experiential framework through which individuals perceive and interact with the world

Marijuanautism – the resulting fusion when cannabis acts as a kind of cerebral catalyst for unlocking this unique perception

Suggested Tagline:

“The stoney boloney adventures of the neurodivergent, unlocked by cannabis.”

🪙 Proposed Usage:
“He wasn’t zoning out, he was in deep Marijuanautism—talking to birds and solving the secrets of the universe.”

“That joint hit so hard I slipped into full-spectrum Marijuanautism and wrote a children’s book about parallel dimensions.”

“This isn’t a couch-lock. This is a cosmic realignment through Marijuanautism.”

by Mind Wave April 9, 2025