Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.

Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.

by Pigknucks April 10, 2021

Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.

“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”

by Dummybro November 1, 2022

midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.

me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.

by liza liza liza June 4, 2005

Midget

A Term that is very offensive to those of small stature who prefer to be known as little people

Douche Bag: MAN LOOK AT THAT MIDGET

Little Person: *round house kicks in the shin*

by TeenNinjaDwarf June 12, 2012

Midget Rump Roast

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.

Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.

by stunat May 10, 2011

midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

by Bambino May 6, 2006

midgetdizzle

a nickname that is given to a short girl by a guy mainly or is given to herself meaning a wicked sweet hot short girl

a guy talks to a girl who is shorter then him and he has feelings for here "midgetdizzle wats up?"

by littleman606 November 10, 2006