Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.

I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

MeterMaid Ass

When your ass is so fat it looks like your back

He mom that lady has a big back no honey that’s her MeterMaid Ass

by Errrik January 10, 2026

MeterMaid Ass

When your ass is so fat it looks like your back. Also described as your asscrack riding up to your neck.

Hey mom that lady has a big back . Yes honey that’s what we call a MeterMaid Ass

by Errrik January 10, 2026

suck meeter

its an invisible devise used to measure the level of a persons suck.

his suck meeter is geting too high

by restrex March 22, 2009

Giga-meter

An upgraded version of the P.K.E. meter , is a prop. used in the movie ghostbusters 2 .

The Giga-meter varies in the fact that it calculates Gigaelectron Volts instead of Parakinetic Energy .

The prop. itself can be seen ( modified ) in one of the star trek movie and also in the They live movie .

the Giga-meter is a complement used in conjuction with the P.K.E. meter .

by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 29, 2013