Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

Media ADD

The act of having so many tabs open containing YouTube, SoundCloud, and ZippyShare links that very little of it ever actually gets listened to

Oh man, last night I went on a music downloading spree and before I knew it, I had 15 open tabs in my web browser bogging down my machine. Total Media ADD man.

by kneuma September 24, 2013

Media Landfill

A Media Asset Management system (MAM) without the management part.

Person 1: "How does the Media Landfill work?"
Person 2: "We throw all of the media onto a server and leave it to rot."
Person 1: "Is that efficient?"
Person 2: "Nope"

by routrax October 9, 2013

medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

Media Bullying

The same as regular bullying, only this time the bully is a media source, while the victim is usually a celebrity but not limited to them alone.

"Media Bullying" can come from such sources as newspapers, magazines, TV gossip shows, etc.

by Duckman_NZ February 27, 2014

mediapocrytical insemination

brainwashing someone through the media

The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination

by Sexydimma October 16, 2014

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015