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Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.
My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!
by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021
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wicked mass

A Massachusetts based instagram page. It posts content related to Massachusetts highschool sports, funny videos, and local news.
Example 1:

Person 1: Have you seen wicked mass's new post today?

Person 2: Yes, I can't believe that happened today.

Example 2:

Person 1: Did you seen what wicked mass posted today?

Person 2: Bro yes it's actually crazy how hard he hit that guy/girl (in hockey) .
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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Mass boosting

What you do if you cant get a top 10 legit
Shrekmasters sucks at assassin so he had to mass boost for top 10 and got wiped. Imagine mass boosting shrekmasters just imagine
by Mass boost March 3, 2021
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Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends
Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”
by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021
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Mass head

A Noun used to describe a person from the state of Massachusetts, when that person is not in Massachusetts.
That Mass head can’t drive correctly.
by bigalo22 April 6, 2021
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mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.
Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.
by Eliyahu March 30, 2012
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