Mars

Mars is a very hot person.

“Woah have you seen mars!” “What the planet?” “No the hot guy named mars!”

by Cumverse June 3, 2021

lil mar

literal who wrapper who fucked a mcchicken on camera

"Lil Mar? Man, I hate his music! I don't even know him for that, that's how bad!"

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

Mars

a planet or the roman god of war

“mars was hostile toward humans” but the god man mars came bearing humans gifts of war

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

mars

MARS IS SO FUCKING COOL

damn i wish i had marss coolness

by IHEARTCOCAINE February 10, 2023

mars

mars

"mars?"
"mars."

by yourmomondeeznuts October 3, 2021

Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.

"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"

by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025

Mars

Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet. If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings. Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while! You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway

-Who is that person over there? They seem so kind and sweet.

-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.

by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021