The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

by Carlossssssss January 16, 2009

s&m S&mmses ;-)

Messages with sado masochistic tendencies

Ur sado maschistic tendencies appeal to me in da s&m S&mmses ;-)

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

molestibation

the act of unwillingly molesting ones self in his or her sleep

molestibation can be fun unless you drown in your own fluids during nocturnal emission

by frekkle November 8, 2003

molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007

moises

a guy who says he always cant get a ride but really just doesn't like people

Dude I invited 4 guys over and 3 of them where totally Moises's

by gigorgia April 7, 2008

moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.

javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.

by javnasty February 24, 2009